One Size Fits Most

Friday, October 28, 2005

There's nothing going on here, please move along....

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Another warning

I hate people who forward too many warnings as much as anyone, but
this one is important! Send this warning to everyone on your e-mail
If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting
a survey on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and dance
around to shake off the ticks, do not do it! IT IS A SCAM; they only want
to see you naked. I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid now.

Monday, October 17, 2005

Just when you thought the ride was over...

We found out today that my Mother-in Law has breast cancer. Its that
feeling all over're on a roller coaster and its going up the
big hill and the chain pulling you up is going
"chk.....chk.....chk.....chk....chk...." and you know what is next. Only
you dont REALLY know.

Saturday, October 15, 2005

The cure for boredom

Ok heres what you gotta do:
Go to your fave search engine thingy
Enter yournamehere needs
Tell the first 10 responses

Here we go!

1.Larisa needs guidance to be strong and face all
the demons that are in her life right now (Yikes! who knew?)

2.LARISA: Needs a big steak to go with it. MILL STREET TANKHOUSE ALE
341ml, $10.35/6-pack * * * * *, (no thanks I just ate)

3.In the future when Larisa?s new movies are released there will be plenty
of fan
excitement but for now Larisa needs and deserves her own space. (please
give the queen some space...I cant breathe)

4.LARISA needs to receive and maintain records that contain some PHI about
you to
administer. LARISA and provide you with health care benefits, ...(huh?)

5.Larisa needs desperately the win to continue their chase for the
promotion, after they lost many points on the road. (Uh, I dont play sports)

6.but first Larisa needs a visa, which means she and her new husband have
wading through enough paperwork to choke an IRS wonk. ..(please no more
Credit Cards!!)

7.There are many things that Larisa needs to know about
John, and this is the tip of the iceberg (who the heck is John??)

8.However, in order to leave for Israel, Larisa needs to have written
from their mother. At the moment the mother is not around, and the family
(If I get written permission from my mother, we got other problems!!)

9. Larisa needs someone to talk to, and I chafe in the position. the air
between you Two has to be cleared. (now who have I pissed off?)

10.You're right Alpha and I think Larisa needs supervision,(because you know
I cant be left alone for even a MOMENT).....

Now GO!

Saturday, October 08, 2005

Not much happening here

OC is doing good, we're reading Chronicles of Narnia every night, school's
good, work's good (for me anyway). Big Daddy's name is probably going to
change soon to Not-So-Big-Daddy cause he's losing ALL THIS WEIGHT AND ITS
MAKING ME ILL. No really he's doing really good with his diabetes on his
diet and exercising 5 days a week (snark). I'm proud of him. I havent
gained any of mine back (yet) and even GB has lost a few. Between not
having junk in the house and not being able to eat bread because of his
appliance, he's lost about 4 pounds (GB that is). Then there's DQ who needs
every calorie she can get. We can all just scrape our carbs onto her
Speaking of DQ, she and I got called back for a play today at 2pm. Tell us
to break a leg!!